Seattle: Lo Fong’s Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory
Lo Fong’s Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory [Redmond]
Large Factory • 145 E. Lake Sammamish Parkway NE • Lo Fong, Owner • LTG NA/UCAS-SEA 11206-67-908
Lo Fong’s is the only fortune cookie factory on the western seaboard. The factory ships over a million cookies a day to everywhere: from local restaurants to the summer homes of Tir princes. Scheduled tours of the facility are available every day except Sunday and custom orders are available.
> May I be the first to say “what the frag?�
> Crunch
> ‘Fortune’ cookies, man! Don’t tell me you think all old Fong puts in them things is slips of paper? Hot BTLs, gems, hell, some of ‘em even carry masked spells and C4 designed to go off when they’re opened, or tracking devices and foci. This guy has the sweetest delivery method in the whole Sixth World.
> Raj
> Right, and my muffin here has a Fire Elemental inside keeping it warm.
> Misha
> No joke, Raj? Pulled a job once, ‘liberating’ a few rough diamonds. Johnson had us deliver to Lo Fong’s loading docks. I figured him for just a Triad front man, but maybe those diamonds went out the door in cookies…
> Jem (No Holograms)
> Confucius say: Men who find diamonds in fortune cookies destined for rich ends.
> C0nfuciu5
> Someday, C0nfuciu5, someday I’m going to find your meatbody and beat it into a bloody pulp for every one of your stupid sayings, I swear.
> Misha